Collection of forwarded emails

Seattle

2011-11-07T02:26:00.001-08:00

Authored by Oswaldo Blackburn

We just recently moved to Mulkieto ( a suburb of Seattle). We moved to the Pacific Northwest because my husband got a job working at the medical school. We decided to live in the suburbs because the public school systems are great. We also found a wonderful house that we feel lucky to have bought for such a great price. The views are spectacular and we have neighbors, but they are not too close. It has great areas for entertaining and my favorite part about the house is the hot tub that is outside on the lower level porch. The house was basically move-in ready. There were only a few things that I did to upgrade the house. I got adt mukilteo. I had a new professional ovens and ranges put in ( I love to cook). The only other thing that I did was have an industrial dryer put in ( I hate to do laundry, big dryers are the only way I can). I hope that we stay here forever. I love our new home.

Girl's Diary VS boy's Diary

2008-06-26T09:12:00.000-07:00

HER DIARY

Day night, I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have some coffee. I was shopping with my friends all day long, solely thought he was upset at the fact that I
was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked
him what was wrong - he said, "Nothing."I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love u too."

When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.
He just sat there and watched TV; he seemed distant and absent. Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed. I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep.

I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.

My life is gonna be a disaster.

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HIS DIARY

Today India lost the cricket match against bangladesh.

DAMN IT.

M.B.A Student (vs) B.E Student

2008-06-25T19:50:00.000-07:00

An MBA and a BE student go on a camping trip,set up their tent, and fell asleep.
Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend and says:

"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."

The BE asks, "What does that tell you?"

The MBA ponders for a minute..

"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

The BE is silent for a moment, then speaks.

"Practically. ..Someone has stolen our tent".

"ENGINEERING = 100% COMMON SENSE"

Snake Charmer..funny

2008-06-11T11:24:00.000-07:00

This made me laugh. I find it funny.

When season change

2008-06-04T13:26:00.000-07:00

Winter
Summer
Spring
Fall

Collection of digital art

2008-05-16T13:22:00.000-07:00

Luxury Dog Houses

2008-05-14T13:14:00.000-07:00

Which one do you like? The prices of these doghouses ranges from $6,00 to $25,000 and often come equipped with air-conditioning, among other features.

Natural Beauty of the World

2008-05-12T13:08:00.000-07:00

You'll never know what might hit you

2008-05-10T13:04:00.000-07:00

This is how we miss out something called LIFE

2008-05-09T12:55:00.001-07:00

A boy was born to a couple after eleven years of marriage. They were a loving couple and the boy was the gem of their eyes. When the boy was around two years old, one morning the husband saw a medicine bottle open.

He was late for office so he asked his wife to cap the bottle and keep it in the cupboard. His wife, preoccupied in the kitchen totally forgot the matter. The boy saw the bottle and playfully went to the bottle fascinated by its color and drank it all. It happened to be a poisonous medicine meant for adults in small dosages.

When the child collapsed the mother hurried him to the hospital, where he died. The mother was stunned. She was terrified how to face her husband. When the distraught father came to the hospital and saw the dead child, he looked at his wife and uttered just five words.

QUESTIONS:

1. What were the five words ?
2. What is the implication of this story?

ANSWER:

The husband just said "I am with you Darling"

The husband's totally unexpected reaction is a proactive behavior. The child is dead. He can never be brought back to life. There is no point in finding fault with the mother. Besides, if only he had taken time to keep the bottle away, this would not have happened.

No one is to be blamed. She had also lost her only child. What she needed at that moment was consolation and sympathy from the husband. That is what he gave her.

If everyone can look at life with this kind of perspective, there would be much fewer problems in the world. "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step". Take off all your envies, jealousies, unforgiveness, selfishness, and fears. And you will find things are actually not as difficult as you think.

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Sometimes we spend time in asking who is responsible or whom to blame, whether in a relationship, in a job or with the people we know. By this way we miss out something called LIFE

Let me feed you

2008-05-09T12:55:00.000-07:00

Words doesn't have wings but they can fly

2008-05-08T12:52:00.000-07:00

Gotcha!

2008-05-08T12:46:00.000-07:00

This is adorable, I may not be young but I'm still kid at heart :-)

An angel

2008-05-07T12:44:00.000-07:00

This is beautiful, I really love this photo. Whoever the owner is, two thumbs up to your artwork.

Hold up

2008-05-05T12:41:00.000-07:00

Just for Laughs

2008-05-04T12:33:00.000-07:00

Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.

1st: How yours look like?

2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?

1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!

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Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.

He shoots his friend to death.

Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".

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What is the definition of Mistress?

Someone between the Mister and Mattress

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Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??

"Without Information Fighting Everytime"

Wife replies," No, It means ,

"With Idiot For Ever!!!"

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Three Feelings:

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,

Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and

Panic

is when both are pregnant.

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Teacher: u know the importance of period?

Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.

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Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are urs ???

No, I work in a condom factory & these are

customer complaints.

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Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential

Dad says, you are my son, I'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential!

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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex.

Daughter (Excitingly) : Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.

Mother Faints... --

Welcome to my new home

2008-01-18T22:06:00.000-08:00

Welcome to my new blog. I got this idea after checking some forwarded emails today. I'll start posting the forwarded emails tomorrow. Thanks for dropping by :)